英语的幽默小故事
英语小故事1：好消息和坏消息（Good News And Bad News）
"There's good news and bad news," the porce lawyer told his client.
“有好消息，也有坏消息，”离婚律师告诉他的当事人。
"I could sure use some good news," sighed the client. "What's it?"
“我总能听到一些好消息吧，”当事人叹了口气说，“是什么好消息?”
"Your wife isn't demanding that your future inheritances be included in the settlement." "And the bad news?" "After the porce, she's marrying your father."
“你妻子没有要求将你未来的继承财产也划入裁决的范围。”“那么坏消息呢?”“离婚以后，她将与你父亲结婚。”
英语小故事2：新老师（The New Teacher）
George comes from school on the first of September.
9月1日， 乔治放学回到家里。
"George, how did you like your new teacher?" asked his mother.
“乔治，你喜欢你们的新老师吗?” 妈妈问。
"I didn't like her, Mother, because she said that three and three were six and then she said that two and four were six too..."
“妈妈，我不喜欢，因为她说3加3得6, 可后来又说2加4也得6。”
英语小故事3：钱包丢了（Lost Purse）
A lady lost her handbag. It was found by an honest little boy and returned to her.
一个女人丢了手提包，有一个诚实的小孩捡到后交还给了她。
Looking in her purse, she commented, "Hmmm... That's funny. When I lost my bag there was a $20 bill in it. Now there are twenty $1 bills."
她看了看钱包，说：“嗯，这么有趣，我丢的时候里面是一张20美元，现在成了20张一美元。”
The boy quickly replied, "That's right, lady. The last time I found a lady's purse, she didn't have any change for a reward."
“没错，夫人。”小男孩立刻回答道，“上次我捡到钱包时，那位夫人没有零钱奖赏给我。”
英语小故事4：汤姆的借口（TOM'S EXCUSE）
Teacher: Tom, why are you late for school every day? Tom: Every time I come to the corner, a sign says, "School-Go Slow".
老师：汤姆，您为什么每天上学迟到? 汤姆：我每次路过拐角，一个路标上面写着："学校---慢行。"
最后附上一直激励小编的一句励志名言，同大家共勉！
If you can't fly,then run; if you can't run ,then walk; if you can't walk,then crawl,but whatever you do,you have to keep moving forward.
如果你不能飞，那就跑；如果跑不动，那就走，实在走不了，那就爬。无论做什么，你都要勇往直前。
英语小故事5：谁最懒（Who Is the Laziest）
Father: Well, Tom, I asked to your teacher today, and now I want to ask you a question. Who is the laziest person in your class?
父亲：哎，汤姆，今天我跟你们老师谈过，现在我想问你个问题。你们班上谁最懒？
Tom: I don't know, father.
汤姆：我不知道，爸爸。
Father: Oh, yes, you do! Think! When other boys and girls are doing and writing, who sits in the class and only watches how other people work?
父亲：啊，不对，你知道！想想看，当别的孩子们都在做作业、写字时，谁在课堂上坐着，只是看人家做功课？
Tom: Our teacher, father.
汤姆：我们老师，爸爸。
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