英语幽默小故事Golfingwithcows

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英语幽默小故事Golfingwithcows

  A man staggers into an emergency room with two black eyes and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat.

英语幽默小故事Golfingwithcows

  一个男人摇摇晃晃地走进了急诊室,两个眼睛是青的,脖子上有明显的五指印。

  Naturally the doctor asks him what happened. "Well, it was like this," said the man. "I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife when she sliced her ball into a pasture of cows.

  医生问他发生了什么。“额,是这样的,”这个人说。“我和我老婆来了几局高尔夫,她把球打到一个牛群里。”

  "We went to look for it and while I was rooting around, I noticed one of the cows had something white at its rear end.

  “我们去找这个球,我四下搜索,发现一头牛的屁股后面有个白色的东西。”

  "I walked over and lifted up the tail and sure enough, there was my wife's golf ball -- stuck right in the middle of the cow's butt. That's when I made my mistake."

  “我走过去,举起了它的尾巴想看清楚,我老婆的球就卡在牛的屁股中间。然后我犯了一个错误。”

  "What did you do?" asks the doctor.

  “你干嘛了?”医生问。

  "Well, I lifted the tail and yelled to my wife, 'Hey, this looks like yours!'"

  “额,我举起了牛的尾巴,对我老婆喊道,'这个好像是你的!'”

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