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英语幽默小故事分享
婆家的亲戚
Relative by marriage
婆家的亲戚
A husband and wife drove for miles in silence after a terrible argument in which neither would budge.
一对夫妻开着车出去，走了很长一段时间谁也不吭声。因为在这之前他们曾争吵得很厉害，并且谁也不肯让步。
The husband pointed to a mule in a pasture."Relative of yours?一he asked．
丈夫指着牧场上的一头骡子问道：你亲戚吧？“
"Yes，¨she replied．¨BY marruitge．
没错，”她回答道，“婆家的亲戚。”
心不在焉的'丈夫
An absent-minded husband
心不在焉的丈夫
I was accompanying my husband on a business trip. He carried his portable computer with him, and the guard at the airport gate asked him to open the case. It was locked, and the man waited patiently as my embarrassed spouse struggled to remember the combination. At last he succeeded.
我陪丈夫一起出差，他带着他的笔记本电脑。到了机场出口处时， 有位检查员要他打开包。但是包锁上了，机场工作人员耐心地等着我那窘迫的丈夫设法回想起暗锁的.密码。最后他终于想起来了。
“Why are you so nervous?"I asked him.
”你为什么那么紧张呢？“我问他。
"The numbers are the date of our annivorsary．my husband confessed.
“密码是我们的结婚纪念日。”他承认道”
能和我聊一会儿吗
In the supermarket
在超市里
The man approached a very beautiful woman in a supermatrket and asked, "You know, l've lost my wife hare in the supermarket.Can you talk to me for a couple of minutes?¨
在一个超市里，一个男子走向一位非常漂亮的小姐，对她说：”我和我的妻子走散了，你能和我聊一会儿吗？“
"Why ?¨she asks．
“为什么呢？”这个小姐问。
"Because every time I talk to a beautiful woman.my wife appears out of nowhare."
“因为每当我与漂亮小姐聊天时，我的`妻子就会不知从什么地方出来。
梦中的幸福
Happiness in dream
梦中的幸福
There was a wife who told her husband, "Last night I dreamed you bought me a mink coat and a diamond ring." The husband put down his newspaper and said, "Finel Tonight go back to sleep and wear them."
妻子告诉丈夫说：“昨天晚上我梦见你绐我买了一件裘皮大衣和一 个钻戒。”丈夫放下手中的报纸说：“好啊！今晚再睡着时，你就穿戴上它们吧。"
单词＆词组
disposable （物品）一次性的：可有可无的`
patch 斑点，斑纹：修补
millionaire 百万富翁，大富豪
multimillionairs 亿万富翁
absent-minded 心不在焉的，出神的
spouse 配偶
combination 结合，联合，合并，化合，化合物
anniversary 周年纪念
confess 认错，供认
happiness 刀．幸福
mink 貂皮
diamond 刀，钻石；方块（扑克牌的四种花色之一）
ring 戒指：环状物；铃声
知道不知道
不管是在梦里，还是真实生活里，偶尔做做Day dream（白日梦）也不失为一种好的放松方式。不知大家有没有听过一位叫Daydream的钢琴师演奏的音乐，若是听到，一定会让你心动的。
干脆不来了
One moming a colleague said，"I need to leave early tomorrow That aftemoon he followed up with, "Looks like l'll be coming in late tomorrow,but if my coming in late runs into myIeaving early,then I won't be in at all."
一天上午，一个同事说："明天我要早一点走。“当天下午他又补充说：“看来我明天要晚一点来。但是，如果我要来得晚，又得早走的话，那我明天干脆不来了
那伤疤不是很明显
There's a scar on my face from a car accident. A customer came into the gas station where I work, glanced at me and exclaimed, "My God, what happened to you ?" I told him and hoped that would be the end of it. But he kept pressing me for more information. Finally, he made his purchase and, justbefore walking away,said,"Hey,don't worry about it.lt's not that noticeable．”
我脸上有一道车祸留下的伤疤。一位顾客走进我工作的`加油站，看了我一眼就大呼小叫起来：”我的天哪，你出什么事啦？一我告诉了他，希望就此打住。但是他继续追问更多的问题。最后，他买完东西要离开的时候说：-嘿，别太在意。那伤疤不是很明显。
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